1 00:00:01,210 --> 00:00:02,962 Reporter: Enjoy these cool-morning temperatures 2 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:06,298 while they last, because when that marine layer burns off, 3 00:00:06,340 --> 00:00:08,968 it's gonna get hot and stay hot. 4 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,012 We'll see temperatures soaring into the triple digits today 5 00:00:12,054 --> 00:00:14,557 and staying there for the rest of the week. 6 00:00:14,598 --> 00:00:15,725 I just don't think we should be packing 7 00:00:15,766 --> 00:00:16,934 that much medicine. 8 00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:18,394 That's what the camp nurse is for. 9 00:00:18,436 --> 00:00:19,603 What if someone doesn't feel well 10 00:00:19,645 --> 00:00:20,646 in the middle of the night? 11 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,731 Camp nurse. 12 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,315 What if it's something small 13 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:26,110 that you don't want to wake a whole nurse up for? 14 00:00:26,152 --> 00:00:28,195 Let's say Mason has a stomach ache 15 00:00:28,237 --> 00:00:30,489 that could be fixed with a cup of mint tea. 16 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,575 A cup of mint tea? 17 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:36,078 In his bunk? How does that even work? 18 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,913 Lena, no. Just hear me out. 19 00:00:37,955 --> 00:00:41,250 No. You are not packing him a-a tea kettle, okay? 20 00:00:41,292 --> 00:00:43,586 He's a 14-year-old boy, not Agatha Christie. 21 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,337 He might miss the comforts of home. 22 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,672 It's camp! 23 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,632 He's supposed to miss the comforts of home! 24 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,092 Ugh. 25 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,346 Hey, buddy. You excited for camp? 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:55,681 No. 27 00:00:55,723 --> 00:00:57,641 What? You love camp. 28 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,976 I did love camp. 29 00:00:59,018 --> 00:01:00,686 But Jules is gonna be there this summer. 30 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,979 Jules is your best friend. 31 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,439 He lives to humiliate me, Dad. 32 00:01:03,481 --> 00:01:04,982 The kids at my camp think I'm cool, 33 00:01:05,024 --> 00:01:06,942 and now Jules is gonna be up there all summer, 34 00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,277 drawing dongs on my face. 35 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:09,737 Well, don't let him. 36 00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:12,364 Listen, man. You are bigger than Jules. By a lot. 37 00:01:12,406 --> 00:01:14,450 You got to put him in his place. 38 00:01:14,492 --> 00:01:15,785 What do you mean, like fight him? 39 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:19,955 No, of course not. Don't fight him... 40 00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:22,458 Just maybe scare him a little. 41 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,461 Okay, man, look. 42 00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:26,962 Let's -- Let's -- Let's practice, right? 43 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:28,339 You're big. You're strong. 44 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,049 Jules starts talking smack, right? 45 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,092 You get all up in his grill, and you say... 46 00:01:32,134 --> 00:01:33,469 Why do you insist on treating me 47 00:01:33,511 --> 00:01:35,054 like garbage and hurting my feelings? 48 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:38,474 No. I can say it louder. 49 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,726 It's not the volume that's the problem, okay? 50 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,144 Asking someone why they treat you like garbage -- 51 00:01:42,186 --> 00:01:43,938 It's not a power move, okay? 52 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:45,314 Try this... 53 00:01:45,356 --> 00:01:46,816 If you keep running your mouth, baby boy, 54 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:49,360 you're gonna wind up over my knee. 55 00:01:49,401 --> 00:01:51,278 What does that mean? 56 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,197 I'm gonna spank him? 57 00:01:53,239 --> 00:01:54,990 Maybe. Lena: Martin? 58 00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,409 [ Whispering ] Hey, work on that. 59 00:01:57,451 --> 00:01:59,245 The advice that you're giving Mason? [ Normal voice ] Yeah? 60 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:00,871 It kinda seems like you're encouraging him 61 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,540 to be someone other than who he really is. 62 00:02:02,581 --> 00:02:05,000 Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing. 63 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:06,210 Okay. 64 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:08,879 Uh, guys! Bus is here in 15! 65 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:11,090 ♪♪ 66 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:12,049 Okay, I pre-wrote your letters home. 67 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:13,717 They're multiple choice. 68 00:02:13,759 --> 00:02:15,761 All you have to do is check the corresponding boxes 69 00:02:15,803 --> 00:02:17,137 and I'll know how you're doing. 70 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:19,265 These are all about bodily functions. 71 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,683 Okay, give me the letters. 72 00:02:20,724 --> 00:02:23,060 Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme. Get on the bus. 73 00:02:23,102 --> 00:02:25,771 Bye, sweetie. Love you so much. Have fun! 74 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:27,606 We'll see you at parents' weekend! Be safe! 75 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:29,692 Hey, are you guys gonna be bored with us gone all summer? 76 00:02:29,733 --> 00:02:31,360 Are you going to kill each other? 77 00:02:31,402 --> 00:02:33,737 [ Chuckling ] It'd be so funny if you killed each other! 78 00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,531 We're not gonna kill each other! 79 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:37,908 It's gonna be exactly like when you are here! 80 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:38,909 [ Bus engine starting ] 81 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:39,785 Don't forget to shower! 82 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,036 Don't forget to have fun! 83 00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:43,539 Don't forget to kill each other! 84 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:45,749 Bye! Love you guys! 85 00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,378 [ Exhales softly ] 86 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,796 Well, I'll tell you something -- 87 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:52,715 I may have appreciated summer camp in the past, 88 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,509 but I really appreciate it this year. 89 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,679 Joint custody is no joke. I'm exhausted. 90 00:02:58,721 --> 00:03:00,222 Now I understand why you get 91 00:03:00,264 --> 00:03:02,016 so cranky all the time. [ Laughs ] 92 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,643 Well, thank you for not attributing it to my period. 93 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,686 So, that's progress. 94 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:06,979 And I have to say, 95 00:03:07,021 --> 00:03:08,439 you've been really great with the kids. 96 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,107 Oh, thank you. You really have. 97 00:03:10,149 --> 00:03:13,360 And -- [inhales sharply] 98 00:03:13,402 --> 00:03:14,486 Are you gonna cry? 99 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,030 No. 100 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:17,156 No? 101 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,699 You're totally gonna cry. 102 00:03:18,741 --> 00:03:19,867 You cry every time. 103 00:03:19,909 --> 00:03:21,493 [ Shakily ] Well, not this year. 104 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,996 Do you want some gum? Sure. 105 00:03:24,038 --> 00:03:25,956 [ Voice breaks ] Okay... 106 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:29,543 [ Whimpers ] 107 00:03:29,585 --> 00:03:30,794 Are you crying into your purse? 108 00:03:30,836 --> 00:03:32,922 No. No? No! 109 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,298 [ Sobbing ] 110 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,342 Um, I'm gonna go in. Okay! 111 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,885 And, uh, let me know when you got the gum. 112 00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,261 Okay! All right. 113 00:03:39,303 --> 00:03:40,346 Bye! Bye! 114 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:41,931 [ Sobbing ] 115 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:45,100 ♪ Keep giving me hope for a better day ♪ 116 00:03:45,142 --> 00:03:48,312 ♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪ 117 00:03:48,354 --> 00:03:51,649 ♪ Through this heaviness I feel ♪ 118 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:57,947 ♪ I just need someone to say everything's okay ♪ 119 00:03:57,988 --> 00:04:12,461 ♪ Everything's okay ♪ 120 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:15,089 [ Sighs ] 121 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,133 [ Exhaling deeply ] 122 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,802 [ Sighs ] 123 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,595 Oh. Oh. 124 00:04:21,637 --> 00:04:24,056 Hi. Hi there. 125 00:04:26,684 --> 00:04:29,770 It's weird with the kids gone, huh? 126 00:04:29,812 --> 00:04:31,563 It is. Yeah. Yeah. 127 00:04:34,024 --> 00:04:35,401 I'm just taking out the trash. 128 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,236 I was just getting some air. 129 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,071 It's hot in there. There's no AC. 130 00:04:39,113 --> 00:04:40,155 Yeah, I know. 131 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:43,701 Look, Lena, I don't see why we have to keep doing 132 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:46,245 this every-other-week thing while the kids are gone. 133 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:48,664 You know, we can just share the house for the summer. 134 00:04:48,706 --> 00:04:50,874 There's central air -- It's fine. 135 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,459 I think we can just stick with the program, 136 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,420 and if I get too hot, um, 137 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:57,172 I can just...go to a cooling center. 138 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,549 A cooling center? 139 00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:02,553 Yeah, like, um, I can ride the bus, or... 140 00:05:04,096 --> 00:05:07,099 ...go to my local library. 141 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,685 Oh. Okay. 142 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:12,187 Uh, have it your way. [ Laughs ] 143 00:05:12,229 --> 00:05:13,605 But I guess we're not gonna 144 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:17,234 do our backyard Piña Colada Party this year? 145 00:05:17,276 --> 00:05:20,487 Ohh, I forgot about that long-standing tradition. 146 00:05:20,529 --> 00:05:21,780 Whereby we celebrate 147 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,032 our independence from the children? 148 00:05:23,073 --> 00:05:25,034 Mm, I recall, I recall. 149 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,327 [ Both laugh ] 150 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:30,039 Hey, what if we still had the party, right, 151 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,623 but we just invited lots more people? 152 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,167 Yeah, so it isn't weird. 153 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,918 Yeah, like some neighbors, a couple of coworkers... 154 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,046 Lisa Apple. Of course Lisa Apple! 155 00:05:37,087 --> 00:05:39,381 And maybe that guy who you had sex with in the car? 156 00:05:39,423 --> 00:05:41,008 Maybe! Yeah. Cool. 157 00:05:41,050 --> 00:05:42,384 Cool. Very cool. 158 00:05:42,426 --> 00:05:43,927 "The cooling centah." 159 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:46,055 [ Laughs nervously ] 160 00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,556 [ Jimmy Buffett's "If You Love Piña Coladas" plays ] 161 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:51,560 ♪♪ 162 00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:54,063 Hey, thank you! Mmm. 163 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,398 ♪♪ 164 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,900 This is weird. Arthur: Very. 165 00:05:57,941 --> 00:05:59,526 It's the same exact party they used to throw 166 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:00,778 when they were married. 167 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,821 Everything's the same. 168 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,114 Only now they get along. 169 00:06:04,156 --> 00:06:05,741 Oh, so now we'll dance together? 170 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:08,410 ♪ I was tired of my lady ♪ Uh-huh, seriously? 171 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,788 ♪ We'd been together too long ♪ [ Laughs ] 172 00:06:10,829 --> 00:06:11,955 [ Laughs ] 173 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:15,250 ♪ Like a worn-out recording ♪ 174 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:16,418 ♪ Of a favorite song ♪ 175 00:06:16,460 --> 00:06:17,544 This is -- This is us! Uh-huh. Yeah. 176 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:19,379 Uh-huh. [ Both laugh ] 177 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:20,589 ♪ ...while she lay there sleeping ♪ Come here. 178 00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,299 So, what, they're lovebirds now? 179 00:06:22,341 --> 00:06:24,259 ♪ I read the paper in bed ♪ You know, I don't think 180 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,012 my marriage was ever as good as their divorce. 181 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,806 It's like their divorce fixed the one thing 182 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,557 that was the problem, which is excitement. 183 00:06:30,599 --> 00:06:32,601 Before, they were always arguing, there was always -- 184 00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:35,854 All: ♪ If you like piña coladas! ♪ 185 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,399 ♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪ 186 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:42,903 ♪ If you're not into yoga ♪ 187 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:46,115 ♪ If you have half a brain ♪ 188 00:06:46,156 --> 00:06:49,743 ♪ If you like making love at midnight ♪ 189 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:52,871 ♪ In the dunes of a cape ♪ Lisa: Martin? 190 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,373 Hey. Hey! 191 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:55,582 ♪ I'm the love that you've looked for ♪ 192 00:06:55,624 --> 00:06:57,376 Hey...babe? What is going on? 193 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:58,961 I thought you said this was a little party. 194 00:06:59,002 --> 00:07:00,754 A little Piña Colada Party! 195 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,214 You thirsty? Can I get you one? 196 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:03,549 Oh, no. Thanks. 197 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,551 Those have more calories than a cheeseburger. 198 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,844 Is that true? They also have -- 199 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:10,139 ♪ I didn't think about my lady ♪ 200 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:13,475 ♪ I know that sounds kinda mean ♪ [ Laughs ] 201 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:16,436 ♪ But me and my old lady... ♪ I'm the old lady! 202 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,480 Old lady! Hey! 203 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:21,024 ♪ ...same old routine ♪ 204 00:07:21,066 --> 00:07:23,485 Martin, I think I'm just gonna go grab some food. 205 00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:25,195 I'm so sorry. Wait, no. Why? Why? 206 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:27,906 We have food here. We've got tacos and dogs, or whatever. 207 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:31,618 Yeah, but I-I just had the longest day today. 208 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:32,744 You wouldn't believe the phone call 209 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:34,079 I had to make earlier -- 210 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:37,708 ♪ Yes, I like piña coladas! ♪ 211 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:39,877 All: ♪ And getting caught in the rain ♪ 212 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,295 I'll call you later! 213 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:44,423 ♪ I'm not much into health food ♪ 214 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:47,801 ♪ I am into Champagne ♪ [ Cheering ] 215 00:07:47,843 --> 00:07:50,512 ♪ I've got to meet you by tomorrow... ♪ 216 00:07:53,223 --> 00:07:54,766 [ Breathing heavily ] 217 00:07:54,808 --> 00:08:02,399 ♪♪ 218 00:08:02,441 --> 00:08:04,276 Ohh. 219 00:08:04,318 --> 00:08:06,862 Ahh. 220 00:08:06,904 --> 00:08:08,405 Ahh. 221 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:09,865 [ Chuckles ] 222 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:15,120 ♪♪ 223 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,914 Oh my God, that's hot. 224 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:18,248 [ Knocks on door ] 225 00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,375 Hey, you know where the box fan is? 226 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:21,877 Nope. 227 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,922 But if you want to come in and look for it, you can. 228 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,590 [ Sighs deeply ] 229 00:08:26,632 --> 00:08:28,467 Okay. Okay. Come on in. Come in. 230 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,344 You're -- All the cold air's going out. 231 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:31,511 [ Sighs ] 232 00:08:31,553 --> 00:08:36,225 So good. So, so good. 233 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:39,728 Oh, please don't let there be a power outage. 234 00:08:39,770 --> 00:08:41,313 Well, the main house will be fine, 235 00:08:41,355 --> 00:08:42,439 because of the generator. 236 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:44,733 But the garage however... 237 00:08:44,775 --> 00:08:46,568 Is that for me? Uh-huh. 238 00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:48,320 Little crank-radio action. 239 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,447 We got weather, flashlight... 240 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,157 Mm-hmm. Yeah. [ Laughs ] 241 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,076 Are you sure you don't want to stay here? 242 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:55,702 Just until the temperature breaks. 243 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:57,079 Because selfishly, 244 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,039 I am not looking forward to my week out there. 245 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:00,582 What do you think Lisa Apple would say? 246 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,292 Is that what you're worried about? 247 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,419 Lisa Apple? Well, I wouldn't like it if I were her. 248 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:05,796 But you're not her, okay? 249 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,089 And I can guarantee you that she doesn't care. 250 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:10,175 She's totally cool... like this house. 251 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,552 [ News and music stations overlap ] 252 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,305 [ Both laugh ] 253 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:17,266 Okay, I'll stay in Mae's room. 254 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,559 But just until the heat wave is over. 255 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:20,852 You won't even know I'm here. 256 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:22,271 So roomies? Roomies! 257 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:23,522 ♪ Starts to burning ♪ 258 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:24,773 Get back over here. Ahh! 259 00:09:24,815 --> 00:09:28,527 ♪ And I'm filled with desire ♪ 260 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,362 ♪ Could it be a devil in me ♪ 261 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,115 ♪ Or is this the way love's supposed to be? ♪ 262 00:09:33,156 --> 00:09:35,659 ♪ It's like a heat wave ♪ ♪ Heat wave ♪ 263 00:09:35,701 --> 00:09:38,120 ♪ Burning in my heart ♪ ♪ It's like a heat wave ♪ 264 00:09:38,161 --> 00:09:41,123 ♪ I can't keep from crying♪ ♪ It's like a heat wave ♪ 265 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:43,000 [ To melody ] ♪ I don't have to sleep in the garage ♪ 266 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,463 ♪ [ Softly ] Ba ba-ba-ba da ♪ 267 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:51,300 ♪♪ 268 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:52,301 Hey, Lena? 269 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,969 Hweugh? 270 00:09:54,011 --> 00:09:55,971 Ah. 271 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:57,389 I don't still buy you deodorant. 272 00:09:57,431 --> 00:09:59,057 It comes on its own. We have a subscription. 273 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,267 Well, thank you. 274 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:07,190 ♪♪ 275 00:10:07,232 --> 00:10:08,817 Wow. 276 00:10:08,859 --> 00:10:12,154 Have some perspiration-filled plans? 277 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:13,572 That's a lot. 278 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,657 Lisa's taking me to some, like, hipster venue 279 00:10:15,699 --> 00:10:17,617 to see some music with her friends. 280 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:18,994 That sounds fun. 281 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,412 What are you up to? 282 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:24,291 I am gonna exist in my own skin. 283 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:26,001 Huh. 284 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,377 Oh, and maybe stalk the camp website 285 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,837 for photos of our kids. 286 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:30,172 Oh, hey, if you find any, will you post them? 287 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,256 For sure. 288 00:10:32,507 --> 00:10:34,509 Is that what you're wearing? 289 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,178 Yeah. It's hot out. 290 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:38,263 Okay, you look like Baryshnikov. 291 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,681 Baryshnikov's a very sexy man. 292 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,725 I think maybe just a plain tee. 293 00:10:41,767 --> 00:10:45,812 [ Laughing ] Okay... 294 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,439 You know what my dad said? 295 00:10:47,481 --> 00:10:49,358 He thinks that our divorce is better than our marriage. 296 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:50,692 Camille agreed with him. 297 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:51,860 Well, that's not fair. 298 00:10:51,902 --> 00:10:53,195 Well, maybe it's true. 299 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:57,532 Mm. More equitable division of labor? 300 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,284 Newfound appreciation for what the other party 301 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,327 brings to the table? 302 00:11:00,369 --> 00:11:02,287 Sex... 303 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:03,455 just not with each other? 304 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,040 Hey, I tried! 305 00:11:05,082 --> 00:11:07,125 Ah, [sighs] I never could get it right with you. 306 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,960 I could never ask for what I really wanted. 307 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:11,046 I was too hung up on the minutiae. 308 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,464 The minutiae? 309 00:11:12,506 --> 00:11:15,926 Poor choice of words. [ Laughs ] 310 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:20,555 ♪ Don't stop, never stop believing ♪ 311 00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,391 Lisa: I can't believe you're out on a week night. 312 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:24,601 I am DVRing so many things right now. 313 00:11:24,643 --> 00:11:27,229 [ Laughs ] Hey, thank you for doing this with me. 314 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,523 Are you kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world. 315 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,899 Woman: Lisa! 316 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:33,235 Ahh! Hi, guys! 317 00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:34,778 You look so good! 318 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:36,571 Okay, babe... Yes. 319 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,740 ...this is Gemma, Rex, and Hashish. 320 00:11:38,782 --> 00:11:39,866 Hashish? 321 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,410 Everybody, this is Martin. 322 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:44,746 Martin? Uh-huh. 323 00:11:44,788 --> 00:11:47,290 Can I get you guys a drink? Lavender Collins. 324 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,668 And he'll have a Pear Ginger Bellini. 325 00:11:49,709 --> 00:11:51,670 Can I get an Elderflower Lime Martini? 326 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:53,338 Elderflower? 327 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,757 Thanks, babe! Mwuah! 328 00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,342 [ Deap Vally's "Royal Jelly" plays ] 329 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,594 [ Cheers and applause ] 330 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:02,514 ♪♪ 331 00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:06,017 ♪ Oh, no, ooh, Noel ♪ 332 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:09,479 ♪ There ain't no light at the end of the tunnel ♪ 333 00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:12,649 ♪ Oh, oh, don't ya know ♪ 334 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:16,361 ♪ There ain't no gold at the end of the rainbow ♪ 335 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:19,531 ♪ Oh, no, oh, no, Noel ♪ 336 00:12:19,573 --> 00:12:23,326 ♪ There ain't no light at the end of the tunnel ♪ 337 00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,872 ♪ Oh, oh, don't ya know ♪ 338 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,957 ♪ There ain't no gold... ♪ 339 00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:32,377 ♪ If you wanna be Queen Bee ♪ 340 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,795 [ Laughs ] 341 00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:35,172 ♪♪ 342 00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:37,632 Here's your beer, boss. 343 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,635 Buck-twenty-seven. A buck-twenty-seven? 344 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,430 Want to start a tab? No, I-I don't want a tab. 345 00:12:43,472 --> 00:12:45,307 ♪ If you wanna be Miss Thing ♪ 346 00:12:45,348 --> 00:12:49,644 God. 347 00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:54,107 ♪ Then you better start hustling ♪ 348 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,984 Excuse me! 349 00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,819 Out of the way! 350 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,863 Excuse me! Coming through! 351 00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,156 ♪ Noel, know how you feel ♪ Guys, I'm coming in. 352 00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,825 Coming in. Oh, hey. [ Laughs ] 353 00:13:03,867 --> 00:13:06,995 Ahh! [ Laughs ] 354 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,663 Girl: Ha! Selfie! 355 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,540 Ahh! Okay! 356 00:13:10,582 --> 00:13:12,292 Heyyy! 357 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,879 ♪♪ 358 00:13:15,921 --> 00:13:18,423 So...you're moving back in together? 359 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,175 Temporarily. 360 00:13:20,217 --> 00:13:23,637 And you're dancing together at the stupid colada party. 361 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,430 Stupid colada party? 362 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,766 Come on, Lena, you know the only good thing 363 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,601 about that party is the chorus. 364 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,020 What exactly is going on? 365 00:13:32,062 --> 00:13:33,230 Nothing! 366 00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:34,523 We're roomies! 367 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,982 Roomies? 368 00:13:36,024 --> 00:13:37,317 What happened to the woman in your painting 369 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,568 and her -- her journey? 370 00:13:38,610 --> 00:13:40,362 She is still on her journey. 371 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:41,863 But when she gets home from her journey, 372 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,532 she has a roomie. Stop saying "roomie"! 373 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:44,741 No can do. 374 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:46,868 Because I am one. And I have one. 375 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,578 I just hope that you realize 376 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,997 that the only reason that you and your "roomie" 377 00:13:51,039 --> 00:13:52,999 are getting along so well is because 378 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,627 you no longer have any expectations of one another. 379 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,337 The opposite of our dynamic. 380 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,964 And if you were still together, 381 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,049 things would be exactly the same -- 382 00:14:01,091 --> 00:14:03,927 you would focus on the kids, he would focus on himself, 383 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:07,097 and then you would punish him for making you feel invisible. 384 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,848 You're so smart and sexy. 385 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,725 You should be a psychiatrist. 386 00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:13,395 Thanks, hon. You, too. Yeah? 387 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,729 Oh... [ Door opening ] 388 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,231 You know what? I have to let you go. 389 00:14:16,273 --> 00:14:17,607 I just heard the front door, 390 00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,150 and I'm gonna pretend like I'm asleep 391 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,735 so that my roomie doesn't feel weird 392 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,320 about having sex in the next room-y. 393 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,197 Bye. 394 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,074 How rad was that? 395 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:29,035 [ Sighing ] It was so rad. 396 00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:32,247 So rad! So rad. 397 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,207 You know what I'm in the mood for? 398 00:14:34,249 --> 00:14:36,251 A Gatorade and a good night's sleep? 399 00:14:36,293 --> 00:14:37,544 No... Yes. 400 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:40,255 ...old man. [ Whimpers, laughs ] 401 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,925 We have this entire house to ourselves, 402 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:47,387 and I intend to use it. 403 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,431 Ohh! Aggh! 404 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:51,182 I'm good, I'm good. 405 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,183 [ Groans ] 406 00:14:52,225 --> 00:14:53,184 That's good. That's hot. 407 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:57,272 You like it? So hot. 408 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,106 Mm-hmm. 409 00:14:58,148 --> 00:14:59,190 Hm? 410 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:01,610 Hoo-ooh! 411 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,903 Whoa, whoa. Heh. 412 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:05,947 Oh, there you go. 413 00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:08,158 Ope, ope, ope, ope. 414 00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,077 Chopper 7, we have liftoff. 415 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:15,290 There we go! 416 00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,666 Oh, yeah. 417 00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:21,796 Oh...yeah. 418 00:15:21,838 --> 00:15:26,468 [ Yawning ] That's good. That's good, yep. Sexy. 419 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:27,802 You're such an old man. 420 00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,347 Sexy, sexy. Very sexy. 421 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:31,473 Yeah? 422 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,766 Not so sexy. 423 00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:34,309 It's too high. Are you sure? 424 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,227 It's above your belly button, yeah. 425 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,646 Ow. Ow. 426 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,564 Ayy-- Ow! Oh, my God. 427 00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,649 I believe you scratched my cornea. 428 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:41,691 Aww! 429 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,401 Oop, oop. [ Laughs ] Sorry! 430 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:44,903 [ Groans ] No, I'm okay. 431 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,488 I'm okay, I'm okay. 432 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:50,325 Babe, you are so sexy I can't even stand it. 433 00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,243 But I am incredibly dehydrated, 434 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:54,454 so if maybe I could just get some water, 435 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:55,538 meet you upstairs? 436 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,540 I'll get it. Okay. 437 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,918 [ Sultry ] Meet you up there. 438 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,170 Oh, ohh. 439 00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,172 Ope, oh, there she goes! 440 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:06,549 ♪ Ba da-da da-da da-da! ♪ There she goes. 441 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:13,098 ♪♪ 442 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,684 Seriously? 443 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:24,859 ♪♪ 444 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:30,198 ♪♪ 445 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,033 [ Gasps ] Oh, my God! 446 00:16:32,075 --> 00:16:34,411 [ Chuckles ] I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 447 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:35,704 What happened? Is everything okay? 448 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,205 Nothing. I just startled Lisa. 449 00:16:37,247 --> 00:16:38,540 She's not wearing her glasses, 450 00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,833 so I don't think she knew it was me. 451 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,543 Lisa: Ah, ha-ha, no. 452 00:16:41,584 --> 00:16:42,669 I thought it was your week in the garage, actually. So. 453 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,837 Okay, look, look. 454 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,672 This is all my fault, okay? 455 00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,590 I forgot to tell you there's no AC out there, 456 00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,426 so we decided -- 457 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,052 What -- What -- What is this? 458 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:52,804 Is this new? I haven't seen this before. 459 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:57,350 It's not brand new. It's new to you. 460 00:16:57,392 --> 00:16:58,643 Lisa! 461 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,894 Wait. 462 00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:03,565 Lisa... Lisa, hey. 463 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,108 It's the middle of the night. Where are you going? 464 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,359 [ Scoffs ] 465 00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:07,652 Did you really think the three of us 466 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,487 were just gonna shack up together? 467 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:12,031 Come on, Lisa. This is a big house. 468 00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,826 Don't be crazy. I am not being crazy. 469 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,370 In fact, this is the most sane I've ever been. 470 00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,206 Lisa... 471 00:17:20,248 --> 00:17:22,917 [ Sighs ] 472 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,587 You forgot your glasses. 473 00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,671 Hey. 474 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,006 Lisa. 475 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,048 Hey, hey, hey! 476 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:31,092 Come on. Lisa, come on. 477 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,762 Look, you need these to drive. 478 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:34,846 Don't you? 479 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,139 Yes, I do. 480 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:37,557 I can't believe you're this angry. 481 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,892 Look, we're only doing this because of the heat. 482 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,226 You're only doing it 'cause of the heat, 483 00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,228 you're only doing it 'cause of the kids, 484 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,646 you're only doing it because you're upside down on the house. 485 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:45,148 You have a million reasons why you refuse 486 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,566 to let go of your ex-wife, 487 00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:47,942 except the only one that makes sense -- 488 00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,444 You're still in love with her. 489 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,487 [ Laughs ] 490 00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,863 Cut it out, all right? 491 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,198 Don't think I didn't notice 492 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:54,741 you spent the entire night on your phone 493 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:56,284 liking pictures of Lena and the kids. 494 00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:58,286 It's very obvious where your heart is, signor. 495 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,788 And it's not with me. 496 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:03,458 "Signor"? Come on, Li-- That's -- That's not even... 497 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,127 That's not even true. 498 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,295 [ Scoffs ] 499 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,506 Lisa... 500 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:10,632 Lisa. [ Slams door ] 501 00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,634 [ Engine starts ] 502 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:20,266 ♪♪ 503 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:27,899 ♪♪ 504 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:35,490 ♪♪ 505 00:18:35,532 --> 00:18:37,492 Lena? 506 00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:38,743 Lena? 507 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,495 Martin. Yeah? Hey. 508 00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,955 Hey. Hey. Is everything okay with -- 509 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:44,666 Do you know what this is? 510 00:18:44,707 --> 00:18:45,917 A turtle? 511 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:48,044 It's Josh. 512 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,128 Our turtle. 513 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,422 Are you sure? I'm sure. 514 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,049 I think... 515 00:18:53,091 --> 00:18:55,426 [ Chuckles ] I think it's a sign. 516 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:59,514 Josh is? Josh had his chance. 517 00:18:59,556 --> 00:19:01,766 Josh was handed his freedom. 518 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,852 And he could have gone anywhere and done anything. 519 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,520 And you know what Josh did? 520 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,943 Josh came home. 521 00:19:11,985 --> 00:19:14,779 Josh... 522 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,699 wants to be home. 523 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,619 He does? He does. 524 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,247 ♪ Hello, my old heart ♪ 525 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,375 ♪ It's been so long ♪ 526 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:30,420 ♪ Since I've given you away ♪ 527 00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:31,504 Um... 528 00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:32,755 Let's take Josh off my hair. 529 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:34,132 What? I don't want Josh in my hair. 530 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,508 Oh. Okay. Put Josh on the ground. 531 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:37,010 Mm-hmm. 532 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:38,344 ♪ ...the walls I've built around you ♪ 533 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:44,225 Okay. Go. ♪ To keep you safe ♪ 534 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,477 [ Piano plays discordant notes ] 535 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,063 Oh...oh...I thought we were roomies. 536 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:50,398 We are not roomies. 537 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,400 When we were married, we were roomies. 538 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:57,655 Well, in that case, we have a big problem on our hands. 539 00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,991 We have a very, very big problem -- 540 00:20:01,576 --> 00:20:04,704 [ Sighs ] 541 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,209 Hey. 542 00:20:10,251 --> 00:20:13,296 I wanted you to look at me. 543 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:18,259 I felt like you stopped seeing me. 544 00:20:18,301 --> 00:20:19,761 I see you. 545 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:27,435 ♪♪ 546 00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:35,193 ♪♪ 547 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:43,284 ♪♪ 548 00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:44,577 Martin: Aah! Lena: Oh! What the -- 549 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:50,583 So, I'm sorry, we're buying all of the things 550 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,960 on our housekeeper's wish-list? 551 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:54,045 Is it -- is it her birthday or something? 552 00:20:54,087 --> 00:20:55,797 It's not stuff for her. 553 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,341 It's stuff she needs to clean our house. 554 00:21:01,052 --> 00:21:02,595 Oh, hi. 555 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:03,930 Ohh-- [ Laughing ] 556 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:05,264 Hey. Hey! 557 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:07,809 [ All chuckling ] 558 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,644 What -- 559 00:21:09,686 --> 00:21:11,646 I... 560 00:21:11,688 --> 00:21:12,814 It's.... 561 00:21:12,855 --> 00:21:14,649 It's really good to see you guys. 562 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,567 Okay. 563 00:21:16,609 --> 00:21:18,111 You know what this means? 564 00:21:18,152 --> 00:21:20,154 Yes. 565 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,992 Lisa Apple's housekeeper is pregnant.